The Hazards of Smoking & Hypothesis: Bacteria Decompose Burnt Grass

I saw some burnt grass and new green grass growing, I thought that the burnt grass is then further decomposed by bacteria. This could mean that for a smoker they are actually attracting bacteria to their lungs which can cause bronchitis. These are the Hazards of Smoking.

Burnt Grass

Big UP Cats! Thanks for Chasing all the rats!!

Cats help us get rid of rats and for this they need to be praised... Dogs will get rid of rats but not as efficient as cats because cats consider rats to be a full course meal.

"Me - ow.. Me - ow"

WELL DONE CATS..!

Joke: How do you get Level Seats?

Progressive countries have all people climb buses which are demarcated by the passengers height. You get a chance to interact with people who are the same height as you and can begin to appreciate your similarities and differences.
Never strive for a level seat on International Holidays... why.. we are normally recognizing that everyone's different eg. some people have AIDS, some people have Cancer..etc.

Jokes: I Want

"I need some money man!
You making that money?
well I need some money man!
just so u know
cause u be making that money!"

---Which is the correct interpretation for the above quote?